Privacy Policy

The Short Version

This site does not take orders, does not process payments and does not ask you to create an account. It has no login, no checkout and no shopping basket. The only personal information it can receive is what you type into an email.

What Is Collected

Information you send

If you write to [email protected], we hold your address and whatever you wrote for as long as it takes to answer, plus a reasonable period afterwards in case the conversation continues. It is not added to a mailing list and it is not sold or passed to anybody for marketing.

Ordinary server logs

The hosting provider records standard web server entries: the page requested, the time, a truncated address, the browser string and the referring page. These exist for security and for fixing things that break. They are not used to build a profile of you.

Analytics

Where a privacy-respecting analytics tool is in use, it records page views in aggregate. It does not follow you to other websites and it does not attempt to identify you as an individual.

What Is Not Collected

• No payment details. Card information is entered on the official checkout, never here.
• No health information. This site asks you nothing about your health and has nowhere to type it.
• No accounts, no passwords, no stored addresses.
• No newsletter sign-up, because there is no newsletter.

Affiliate Links

Order buttons open the official product checkout on another domain. Those links may carry a tracking parameter identifying this site as the referrer, so that a commission can be attributed. The parameter identifies the site, not you. Once you arrive there, the destination site's own privacy policy governs what happens next, and it is worth reading because it is the party actually taking your details.

Cookies

This site sets no advertising cookies and runs no remarketing pixel. Any cookie present is either a functional one set by the hosting platform or an aggregate analytics cookie as described above. Blocking cookies in your browser will not stop any page here from working.

Third Parties

Web fonts are served by Google Fonts, which means your browser makes a request to their servers when a page loads. Everything else on this site — the stylesheet, the scripts, the images and the Bootstrap files — is served from this domain.

Your Rights

Write to [email protected] and ask what is held about you, ask for it to be corrected, or ask for it to be deleted. Since the realistic answer is "an email ""you sent us", this is usually a short exchange. Depending on where you live you may have further statutory rights, and asking is the way to exercise them.

Children

This site is not directed at anyone under 18 and the product it describes is not for anyone under 18.

Changes

If this policy changes, the date at the top of the page changes with it.